Douche button – Edgy Adult Sound Bites with Bold Desk-Toy Attitude
A douche button, really? collectors of adult memorabilia asked for one, so here it is.
- For people who like the rare, the bizarre, the strange and Funtastic! The Douche button is crazy adult sense of humor for your desk
- It plays the word “Douche” six edgy ways, with varied vocal styles for all out silliness anywhere you want
- Relieve Stress with one press. When life gets douche-y, press your Douche button! Simple, yet effectively Fun!
- Yes, we actually got professionals to say it. You’ll hear funny audio recorded by amazing non-douche voice actors
- Simple In your face black and white graphics, it doesn’t get cooler than that
- Kick-ass combo: Pair it up with the Bitch or the WTF?! button for a super-excellent adult Fun time whenever you press them together!
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- Reviews (9)
Description
You know what sucks? Douches. Douchebags and Douche-nozzles. You know the kind. They’re the worst…for one good reason, they’re massive Douches. SO, you know what to do! Pick up a DOUCHE button so that with every press, you can spread Awesome into a world filled with Douche! They make great gifts for that friend with a naughty sense of humor. Laughter is the best medicine and the DOUCHE button features audio “Douche” so silly, you just might feel better with a great big smile! Need some edgy humor for your home office? Got a boss with a great yet dirty sense of humor? Need some decorations for your man-cave? The DOUCHE button might be perfect for you! Professional voice actors provide the sound of each button, uniquely created audio perfection plays with every press! If your ears could talk, they’d thank you. This time, you’re gonna wanna get DOUCHED over!
Additional information
| Weight | 2.5 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 3.5 × 3.5 × 1.7 in |
| Brand | NSFW buttons® |
| Condition | New |
Mr. Goodkat –
I received my button yesterday, Ha! it’s a hoot! I appreciate the packaging, and the quality batteries as well. The fifth voice sounds very familiar? Who is it?
Evelyn S. –
I purchased one of these on etsy and mailed to my ex to piss him off, instead he laughed!! We are friends again, life is good.
Daniela Harris –
This button is stupid funny. I love it!
Conie B. –
What in the hell?! A douche button, really? Ha! I bought one. just wish it had more sounds, still worth it.
Lori B. –
If you can handle the word, and take it lightly, for the price this button is more than worth it. And although it does not play the word that many, the voices are perfect. I mean how many different ways do you expect it to play one word anyway? To hell with political correctness! My gf and I love it!
William Beda –
yikes! I wasn’t expecting it to actually say the word. Or was I.
Lisa K. –
Don’t be a douche, buy this button. I gave it 4 stars and not five because I wish it had more than 6 sounds, I want more! Satisfied purchase, bought on ebay
Larry P –
this plays the word as shown on the button 6 times, by different voices, what more do you want. 5 stars
Ruth S. –
Its great, it plays more sounds than I thought it would. I gave it 4 stars and not 5 because I’m a douche bag. haha