NSFW Buttons® are the ultimate bold, hilarious, and unapologetically adult-themed desk toys that tap into the playful, irreverent kid still lurking inside every grown-up—except this version comes with a filthy vocabulary and zero chill.
These aren’t your average stress balls or fidget spinners. Press one of these bad boys, and you’re hit with crystal-clear, professionally recorded sound effects that are equal parts shocking, sassy, sarcastic, and downright side-splitting. They’re perfect for injecting instant humor into the workday, venting frustration without saying a word, or just adding some chaotic adult energy to any space. Whether it’s passive-aggressively commenting on endless meetings, celebrating a small win, or simply breaking the tension in a room full of serious faces, these buttons deliver instant laughs and relief.
We proudly pioneered the category with a multitube of true original first ever designs: The WTF Button (capturing that universal “What the actual f*ck?!” moment in 22+ hilarious voice variations), the legendary Dammit Button (officially crowned the Button of Mondays for its perfect exasperated groan), the fiery Bitch Button (packed with sizzling attitude and sass), the triumphant FUCK YEAH Button (your instant audio high-five for crushing it), and the boundary-pushing NSFW Button that goes gloriously too far with over-the-top, no-filter exclamations. We’ve since expanded the lineup with even more edgy options like the Douche Button and others, but the classics remain the heart of what we do.
From day one, our mission has been crystal clear and uncompromising: create exclusive, top-tier talking buttons featuring the absolute highest-quality audio available. We collaborate with an incredible roster of talent—professional voice actors who nail every tone from deadpan sarcasm to explosive outrage, musicians adding flair, TV personalities bringing charisma, models delivering sultry edge, and even pro football stars lending their larger-than-life energy. Our in-house team of seasoned writers crafts clever, replay-worthy scripts, while our audio engineers apply a proprietary production technique to make every clip pop: vibrant, crisp, distortion-free, and bursting with personality. Many buttons include multiple unique variations, so each press feels fresh and keeps the comedy rolling—no stale repeats here.
But these aren’t just about the sounds (though they’re killer). We obsess over the full experience. Each button boasts bright, eye-catching colors that stand out on any surface, paired with bold, handcrafted custom graphics designed to pop visually. Whether perched on a cluttered office desk, a dorm shelf, a kitchen counter, a man cave table, or a cubicle wall begging for personality, they look as fun as they sound—professional enough for work (barely) but rebellious enough to spark conversations and smiles.
We’re constantly innovating: dreaming up new designs, refining audio quality, testing fresh voice talents, and pushing the envelope on what a simple push-button toy can achieve in terms of humor and stress relief. Every step is driven by a genuine passion for bringing more joy, laughter, and a healthy dose of profanity into people’s daily lives. In a world that can feel overly serious, these buttons remind us it’s okay—even necessary—to embrace the ridiculous, vent the frustrations, and celebrate the wins with zero shame.
So why settle for boring desk decor when you can arm yourself with pure, unfiltered Adult FUN? Grab one (or a whole squad), press that button, and let the good times—and the glorious chaos—roll. Your desk (and your sanity) will thank you.
Treat yourself AND your Desk to Adult FUN Today! 😎